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An American in Oslo ;) Me: 31, attractive, redhead, freckles, full-figured, funny, writer/filmmaker through Oslo for 3 days You: 30+, local, tall, fairly attractive, single, smart, adventure seeker, speak English (please!), wants hang out with a cool girl and see what happens, nothing sleazy. Also , do people smoke here? I don't drink, but I'm cool with the other... Tell me a bit about you and we can meet up! My name is .

Looking for someone strange I have an array of interests, I'm a living contradiction, and walking proof that stereotypes are stupid. I'm looking for someone that is as strange as I am. A nihilistic, misanthropic sweetheart =). I'm also looking for something that can grow into a long term relationship. Long odds, but hey. I miss having someone to have conversations with; about everything and nothing. Someone to wrestle with, someone to make fun of bad movies with. Someone to hold at night. Yeah, I'm probably crazy, but I'm also human.
I'm a realist, not cynical. I believe in practicality. My mind frightens me. I'm evil as hell and the nicest person you'll ever meet. See above. I frequented Encyclopedia Dramatica before it was taken down. I'm dark. I tell jokes and say things that make passersby look at me funny and (if it's a good day) I get a gasp or two out of them. I also love kids. Total % to the person that you're with. I believe in sticking it out, through the good and the bad.
I'm a hopeless romantic and I love the idea of big family cookouts and gatherings somewhere down the road (although I stay away from my family). My interests range from driving with no destination, to sports, to taking long walks, to staying in and watching TV or a movie. A few shows that I enjoy are Dexter, Family Guy, Law and Order: SVU, True Blood, What Not to Wear (don't judge me), older CSI, and any show involving house flipping or remodeling. I watched all of "Definitely, Maybe" and "The Expendables", and I enjoyed both. That should tell you enough about my movie tastes. I listen to metal; mostly black and death metal. I also like some hardcore a-la Comeback Kid, as well as classical music. I can spend hours on Wikipedia clicking links and learning about sex in clovis nm things. One link leads to another, and what started as a trip to learn the plot of a movie is now a lesson in molecular fusion. I am now a rocket scientist.
I don't really have a "type", but I'm normally drawn to more alternative/inked/pierced ladies, simply because they tend to be more open minded and accepting of people that are different. As for me? If you saw me out and about, you probably wouldn't think twice about me. I have no tattoos, no piercings, I dress like a normal 9-5 guy, I'm quiet, and I don't have outlandish hair. As far as appearances go, I'm just a normal every day guy. But my personality is that of...well....someone like me. If you happen to reply, please put your favorite brand of shoe (points if it's Vans) in the subject line. Spam and such. Picture for picture I suppose, although it's not dreadfully important.

Married But I Wonder If I wonder what I am doing here reading and posting these personals: I know the very idea of a "fling" or affair fills me with guilt and shame: I know I love my family very much but have a selfish need for some variety, something different: I know the idea of sneaking and texts and leaving work for a long lunch or the house to find myself in a park or at the local seems too complicated: I know,despite all my efforts, I don't feel desired anymore: I know saying "I love you" these days means about as much as "Have a nice day": I wonder if having a conversation about something other than this month's water or the weather seems out of reach: I wonder what my family would think if they knew I were on here: I wonder if anyone else is missing passion and intimacy: I wonder if you know what I am looking for-if you do can you let me know..... Reply with "you eye color" in the subject line