Ecstatic to meet someone to share this comical farce:
You poor blokes need to learn how to gracefully accept rejection. It's going to happen. It's going to happen a lot, more often than people would like.
But do learn to respect another's decision, especially when she is not intending to hurt you; its just what it is. Acting like a toddler, and screaming back, "you're a loooooossser!" or an adolescent ruffian (with an obvious lack of vocabulary) "you full of shit poser" Do you really think that makes you man? Then again, I'm probably talking to the average Joe. Oh well. I simply do what I do best. (:
And for a future reference: it's a good idea to post your own pictures before demanding women to come to you, with a full portfolio and autobiography. Then you hit it off, and deceitfully delay your picture-giving. And when you finally do.. well don't blame her if she loses interest. Not everyone'll think you're "dashingly handsome" And please, do act like the "gentleman" you claim in your ad, and refrain from actions described in the above paragraph.
I very much enjoy meeting men with promise. Until, of course, you show up, and somehow shrunk 5 inches, as well as developing a rather abundance of body fat. What? "I'm 5'9 and fit!" Oh yeah. I'm sure. That's why you stand shorter than me, and it looks as if my twin I could do a halloween Siamese act in your jeans mm? right. Oh sorry? I didn't hear you? "The boots add a few inches, and I figured everyone added some." And I'm 5'lbs of a sexy phenomenon. I'm a long-distance runner and trained as classical pianist, although I'd argue I play quite the variety. Unfortunately this day and age does not allow me to live off such fortes, albeit I admit: I do spend more time than I should on such mischief. Mmm.. I listen to everything from classical to dubstep, Eminem, and Yanni, Enya,. What'm I looking for? I don't quite know. I don't believe anyone'll ever know for sure. You want X today; will you want it tomorrow? A week from now? How about a year? Decade? But fret not, I always find a way to incorporate you into my life if you so wish, although this is more of a "I'm looking for romance/ casual sex/ dating rather than friends" ad section.
Reply with a picture, message of your own, whatever you have in mind, or any alternative relationships/ lifestyles you would like to interest me in. I look forward to hearing from you (: Oh, and do let me know if you want a reply back if I'm not interested. I noticed some cannot stand a rejection reply, so I'm glad to offer none if that's the case.
Biyana.
PS. Yes my cat's like a dog. She'll voyeur while I shower. She snuggles near me when I sleep, except when it's too hot. She curls up on my lap as I play piano; if I strike a sour note, she flinches; if I stop, she'll slowly peep open her eyes and peer up wondrously at me. She loves classical and she falls asleep with only classical. She'll cry if I'm not home for too long. She's the sunshine of my life. Oh no, oh yes. you asked for it. Well, you didn't. I did:
Sunshine, lollipops, and. oh, rainbows, everything! That's wonderful is what I feel when we're together.
Brighter than a lucky, penny, when you're near. The rainclouds go away dear, and.. I can't remember the lyrics.