So I'm potty training my kid, and while she was on the pot over at my moms I refered to her you-know-what as her "peach". My mom got all up in arms and said that'll just confuse her, and to it a "private". I said "Mom, It's only us at my house, hell even the cat's a girl, nothing is "private". That's even more confusing." So then I was reading in one of my parenting mags that you're supposed to it what it is a vagina or a penis. Well, I absolutely refuse. If my girl ed it her vagina in her sweet little 3yr old voice I'd fall over laughing. I just think "peach" and "dinger " are much cuter. Am I wrong here? Is there a better word for it?
MWDom seeks Married subF Fucktoy for LT Erotic Adventure
Hello there - I am married, albeit to a woman who, despite my attempts to get her engaged, has no interest in participation in this realm. I am content in all aspects of my life save for the current lack of intense sexual pleasure, on which I . I am % of the time, is absolutely ludicrous to me. So here I am, looking for a play partner, sexual co-adventurer and friendship that will ultimately lead to a relationship and that will allow us to fully explore our deepest and wildest/ most primal fantasies together. I am intensely erotic/ very kinky, and would want a woman who is also sexually and very comfortable with herself. Ideally you take care of your body/ are in decent shape, and are attracted to an alpha male who naturally takes charge in the bedroom. I tend to be very dominant, so it wouldn't hurt if you were a submissive as well. But honestly I am up for anything, and would be most eager to explore some unfulfilled fantasies of yours. I would ideally like this to be an ongoing thing, where we get to know each other and build the trust that would be required for us to explore our most primal and carnal desires with each other. Discretion is critical...trust foundational...and hedonistic pleasure the end-game. And as we both know, the mind is by far the most erotic part of the body...do allow me to give you a inside of mine: I come to the hotel room where you are waiting for me, dressed as I requested, and blindfolded. You're in the middle of the room, having just received my text message alerting you of my arrival, waiting for me when you hear the room door click open...and then a couple of seconds later click close, and then lock. You immediately feel my presence in the room, and you take a long deep breath in anticipation as you feel your body reflexively switch "on". You feel my energy increase as I walk up to you.. for a moment in front of you, and then slowly walk around you eyeing every inch of you as the in you is building. I tell you how lovely you look and how happy I am to see you in your attire, and the sound of my voice causes a reaction so primal within you that your body betrays your desire ...you feel your skin come alive with bumps...and know that your nipples have suddenly become rock hard as your clit has simultaneously begun to swell. Your breathing deeply now...and your wanting....no needing...my touch...and without realizing it you move forward, and try to engage me physiy. But I withdraw, admonishing and command you not to move...the sternness in my voice simultaneously scaring you with its intensity while catalyzing your sexual energy with the knowledge that finally a Man is "in charge". You feel a throbbing start in your pussy...you've waited so long for this. With a sudden strike I tear open your blouse and pull up your , exposing your breasts and rock hard nipples to the cool hotel room air. I take yur right nipple in my fingers and pinch it....lightly at first...then harder...pinching and twisting...the sensation sends waves of pleasure to your clit, and you lose control of your breathing...its fast, and your moaning...the desire in you so strong that you would give anything now to be.. And then you feel me reach between your legs, momentarily tracing the inside of your thighs...working their way up....suddenly I your pussy with my hand, and it. Your pussy responds like a ripe orange...the juices pouring out of you...soaking my hand...your clit throbbing...your body on fire....you are so ready now... I kiss you deeply...passionately...then take a fistful of the hair on the back of your head and pull your head back causing your now-heaving breasts to thrust forward, into my mouth. You feel me working over your nipples with my mouth...sucking on them...biting them lightly...all the while squeezing your pussy with my other hand... causing your head to ...you are starting to lose your sense of control...every inch of your body is alive now...and ever of your being is aching to be taken hard... Instead, with a fistful of your hair in my hand, I lead you swiftly to the side of the room, where I push your back against the wall. I take your left hand, raise it over your head, and with my thumb in the palm of your left hand pin it above your head to the wall. I repeat this with your right arm...so that both hands have been pinned to wall over your head....and then whisper in your ear: If you remove your hands from the wall, I will stop everything...for the day. I now have you where I want you....and you find yourself exactly where you have been craving to be since our very first weeks prior...completely and totally under my control....your body on fire...white hot...ravenous...hungry to be fucked like a rag-doll....the wonton slut that lives deep inside of you unleashed and alive...ready...able...and so unbelievably willing.. Then...using using my mouth...my tongue...my lips...hands....fingers....voice....and of course the head of my cock...I tease you to the very threshold of orgasm...and hold you there...teetering on the edge...for what seems like hours....while you beg and plead with me to let you cum... And then the real fun will begin.. So if I've piqued your interest, and want to reply, please put "sex monkey" in your subject line somewhere so I know you are for real. keywords: married,dominant,submissive,otk,spank,discreet,affair,bdsm,bondage,role play,
Let's start with dinner
Here's the deal, I'm posting in casual incounters because I don't want to leave anything off the table. I'm not necessarily looking for sex but I'm not against it if we click and it works out that way. With that being said, I would love to take a good looking girl out tonight. Let's start with dinner and go from there. I'm a very good looking country boy who just moved to the area. I'm 30 about 5'9 and extremely funny. My name is Parker. Please put your name in the subject to get rid of the spammers. Also please no flakes. I hate making plans then breaking them. Yes I'm also very well endowed, I know that's going through your head lol. Hope to hear from you.