A story. m4w
Once upon a time there was a woman with beautiful snot running down her face. For all intents and purposes, we shall her "Snuffles."
Snuffles kind of reminds me of a rabbit. Everything she does reminds me of a rabbit. A beautiful, womanly, awesome rabbit. (See visual reference.) She is always eating food that normally only rabbits eat. She has so much energy sometimes it makes me hot and bothered (I LOVE FUCKING RABBITS), and other times she just wants to curl up in a ball and be goofy.
She drives a shitty car with no air conditioning, which doesn't so much remind me of a rabbit, but it's just a general attribute. Therefore I must assume that all shitty cars are inevitably driven by rabbits.
She appreciates my impeccable logical deduction.
And she likes cute things like walking up to Pittock Mansion, eating s'mores, watching independent cult classic movies and talking about snake testicles. She's sarcastic, and emotional, and intense, beautiful, family oriented, ambitious, intelligent, and for some reason likes a guy like me.
She's currently eating lettuce. It's not a salad. It's just lettuce. Torn lettuce. And I'm pretty sure she's eating it with a spoon, but I can't tell because her Skype cam sucks balls. Snake balls.
The end.
This wasn't so much of a missed connection as much as it's a made connection. :)
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