
Are You My Girl? m4w
Hi are you just a li'l bit cocky...LOL. You should absolutely grab my attention. Life's to fucking short to sit in the corner wanting and wishing. So, you're an educated, liberal, spiritual, sexy, inked up hottie with big boobs. I'm in lust...lol. I am truly very attracted to pseudo-bohemian chicks who have their shit together. I'm an intelligent guy, but I'm no member of Mensa. I have a bachelor's degree and am a member, of the American Sarcasm Society, Fuck You chapter ... lol. I'm a two time loser at the marriage table and currently seeking hostage number three. Maybe I can get one to stay. Guess Stockholm syndrome takes a while to set in. You know , as strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story. Fuck! I didn't even see the movie so I'm waiting for it to go to DVD. Hell, Smart, I'm a nice guy, with a pretty much easy going personality. I'm relatively happy with my life as is, but I hate the fucking status quo. Shit just gets stale after a while and I need to switch it up a bit. I'm honest to a fault, very open minded, and willing to try anything. I've done some taboo shit in the past I never before even thought about. Change is good! Similar souls will hit it just fine. I have interest in mysticism and different forms of spirituality. I'm trying to teach myself how to read Tarot, love to get buzzed with friends and beautiful seniors wants dating free online dating websites play with a Ouija board and like most other shit associated with the occult. Death and morbid stuff always intrigues me. I like auctions, yard sales and seedy bars. I walk through the door of a darkened joint and my mind wanders....'thick smoke, the clinking of glass, the smell of stale beer and urine'...Fuck, it reminds me of home! ha-ha. What fine memories. I'm ate the fuck up, I know. lol Well, I'm, witty, intelligent, educated, single and the guy you want and need. I'm here to have some fucking good times and sounds like you would be a great fucking partner to get into some fun shit with. People like you who are confident, independent and free thinkers stoke my fucking fire. Tatted up chicks light my fuse, too. Ray