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Hmm, where oh where to begin?
I guess Ill start by saying this is unlike me and I even dare to want to say "Im better than this", in regards to this seemingly desperate behavior of looking for a man online; but if it works and I find HIM its worth it and Ill gladly eat my words over such a cocky assessment. 😉
Im not your average girl.
Im normal; not average but normal. 😏
Im happy, outspoken, sarcastic, funny, kind, thoughtful, challenging, optimistic, hard working, stubborn, very sexual-yet equally choosy with whom I share that with, adventurous, and loving.
I have a million good traits and I do believe my bad traits trail behind that in slight comparison, if I do say so myself.
Im plus size; bigger, chunky, thick, fat, large, wide, BBW or whatever other insignificant word you would like to choose to use to describe MY body. I have brownish-red hair, that I keep up well. I wear glasses. Have big brown eyes. Smooth white skin. Soft, plump lips. Imperfect, cheerful smile. 😁
Im very self confident in some areas (professionally, personality-wise, personal relationship-wise, general appearance) and yet I find myself worrying about the little things like every woman who likes to torture herself needlessly does. Guilty as charged. 💁
I dont put up with any unnecessary crap. I know what I deserve. Contrary to popular belief, I dont choose to lower my standards because of my size/appearance I know shocking concept. 😏
I expect a gentleman; someone who aspires to make his woman happy and treat her well. Someone intelligent. With a little bit of hood in him. Non-stuck up. Disgustingly, appallingly, funny sarcastic to a fault flirty and very nearly rude at times. Dont worry I can handle you if you can handle me. 😉 Someone determined and goal oriented in whichever career he chooses to pursue. Preferably outside of my race. Interested in travel, with some similar interests. Kind hearted. Possibly a little sexually dominant? 🙈Spiritual of some sort (I enjoy the belief aspect and I enjoy praying though I choose not to be religious). Someone who aspires to be a good father someday (as I want to be a great mother someday). If youre already a father ease be involved. Im not trying to hear any lame-ass excuses about "your momma being crazy" thats your ! Step up and man the hell up! Make no mistake I am looking for a MAN not a boy. And when I find him he can rest easy knowing Ill be by his side, investing in his needs, goals, and desires. Ive always wanted to be a wife and a mother and I love all the things that entails. Im a caretaker by nature and the est matriarch of my crazy family. I love to spend time with my family. I love outdoor activities. I love sports. I love day-trips to nowhere and weekend trips to wherever. I love design and art. I enjoy shopping and going out to eat with my girls. Im that terrible human being that no doubt laughs at people when they accidentally (non-fatally) trip and fall (kinda sick, I know). 🙈 I love irritating my best friend. I love taking my dog for walks if its not hot as balls outside, watching trashy TV every once in a while, and drinking my fair share of wine on a rainy day. 🍷😄
Im a genuinely happy, stable, normal, SANE, female.
Lol, go ahead and chuckle. I know what youre thinking. 😄 But its true. And Im just waiting to find my equal.
I know I wrote a novel. My bad!
I didnt realize how "in my feelings" this all sounded until the end, but make no mistake; I have a smart ass mouth and the vivacious personality to match it! If anything I said interests you, please reply with a picture or two and the subject "Ready For You!" and well go from there. 😊
No pic/No Reply/NO Acceptions. Have a little faith and trust! 😉
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