"Would you come here spin w/ me? Ive been dyin to get you dizzy "
I guess this is where I tell you about myself and do my best to try and stand out from the rest of the people on here, right? Lol
I should start out by pointing out that Ive never posted on here but my best friend keeps insisting that I "put myself out there". So heres my attempt, fellow slisters.
Im 22, Mexican American/Italian. White, green eyes, blonde hair, chubby fella with an awkward stance.
Did that paint a picture in your head about me already? Good. Lets proceed.
Id say Im more "dudeish" I know theres right terms for these things. But Im fairly new to this all so feel free to educate me on the correct terminology over coffee sometime? :p
But okay, I guess I can be girly sometimes. Rarely though. Im more of a band tee/button up and skinny jeans sort of girl.
Did I lose you already? I hope not, bear with me cause my thoughts are scattered all over the place and I suck at writing "about mes".
At the moment, I currently have my own place, a car, going to school, employed, and I would say I have my shit together.
I just lack that intimacy and that special someone by my side.
Ive never actually been with a girl. Ive never even kissed a girl. Or well, thats a lie, I kissed one when I was in 6th grade and thats when I knew girls were for me. Lol
Im a fairly reserved person, closed off and I keep my walls up. Im not trying to throw myself a pity party here but Ive been hurt a good amount of times and its just closed me off to the ideas of relationships, ya know? But I feel like Im ready. I feel like Im open to meeting someone special that I can share my time with. I feel like thats one of the most valuable things you could give someone.
Youre never gonna get that back, so, spend it with the right person.
I wouldnt say Im an introvert because I do love to socialize but only with certain people. Im a small group sort of girl. Im into going to book stores, getting coffee, going to shows like punk shows, rock shows, indie shows. Road trips. Hiking.
I have a pit bull whom Id say is my son haha. I adore that dog to no end. Im definitely an animal lover. Did you know cows love to be cuddled? I was watching this dude cuddle cows on tumblr today and it was really cute.
Cuddle a cow with me so I know its real. Lol jk.
I have an awkward sense of humor, I apologize too much, and Im really affectionate but you wont really see any of these things till I let my walls down with you.
Before you hit me up, I need you to firmly grasp the fact that no, Im not looking for a fuck buddy, no, Im not looking to go to a club with you or go get drunk. Im not looking for the love of my life on here or my soul mate, and if that were to happen that would be amazing but I dont want to be your project or your band aid. Im not trying to fix you or add more weight onto my shoulders.
If you message me, message me with good intentions, cause Im tired, man.
I wont lie to you, I have a heart of gold and Im well aware of that. Im just a stubbornass kid with good intentions.
Ive seen women on here post their zodiac sign so Ill tell ya right now, Im a libra.
Be my libroooo? Librahhh?
Not funny? Ok lol.
Again, scattered thoughts. Bear with me.
Im an avid record collector. Im really proud of my records. I go to shows a lot so a lot of them are signed and chances are that if I like you, Ill ask you to come cuddle and lay in bed with me so I can play my records to you. Haha
Uhm, hmm. When it comes to my preference of women, Im not picky tbh. Im attracted to intelligence and strong women. Im attracted to open minded women with similar interests. Someone who would be down to try new food even though it scares them. Someone who would be down to go hiking on a Sunday morning and stay in and watch scary movies on a Friday night or go to a book store in San Francisco and try a new coffee shop.
I wont lie, Im a coffee enthusiast and a hobby of mine is checking out new coffee shops. I recently took this on in January and Ive been to hella cool spots.
I sound like a hipster. 😂
Hmm. More scattered thoughts. I am 420 friendly. I love to ride bikes. Wine is cool sometimes. Rarely though.
Im that kid who still laughs at the joke minutes after its been said. Im really clumsy. I strongly believe that it takes nothing whatsoever to be kind to one another. We all have shit going on, ya know? Were all fighting our own battles so be kind.
I used to play the trumpet in a ska band. I can also play the violin. Ive always wanted to learn to play the drums. I cant read music for shit, I learned on my own by watching others play.
Im really bad at directions and chances are Ill get lost with you at one point in our adventures lol. I speak 3 languages fluently. Spanish. Italian. And English obviously. Im really awkward, please understand that, not too awkward to the point where it stands out but if youve ever wanted to meet Cera, Ill come ridiculously close. I have a few tattoos. Bukowski is my favorite writer. Making puns is a hobby.
Hmm,. What else I dunno. I feel like Ive already bored most of ya, so, if any of you feel like hitting me up, feel free to do so. It wouldnt hurt to meet someone new. Friends are cool.
And no, dudes, I dont wanna see your chode.
Snapchat?
Codeoranges
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