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Aurora Hotel Fun m4w Staying in Aurora, in town for work....serious replies only, as this is for tonight only!
I have never tried this before, but want to have an amazing one night stand with someone from the area! I am getting married soon and want one last spontaneous encounter to get it out of my system!
Fun, very attractive (but not cocky), you be too, open, respectful of boundaries....but truely looking for someone to just let loose and have FUN!!
Ball is in your court...no pic = no reply, as I need want sweet senior seeking casual encounter find sex friend to know you are real....as again, I am in town one night only!
See your sexy ass soon!

Sometimes its OK to be a little selfish m4w
Let me spoil you! Im looking for a special MW woman for an ongoing, discrete, NSA FWB relationship. I hope to find a woman with similar characteristics to mine. At least 45+, very clean, discrete, confident and outspoken, great sense of humor, HWP, DD and drama free, professional, fun loving and ready to take charge of her own happiness.
If you are tired of being cheated out of the attention and satisfaction that comes from a man who finds you beautiful and exciting, who will put all of his efforts and attention into pleasing you, making you feel special, then contact me and lets find out if we click. I know how to treat a woman, how to respect a woman, to please a woman, and I will not interfere with your current relationship in any way. I ask for the same from you.
If you respond, please put the name of the winner of last years World Series in the subject line of your response. I hope to hear from you soon.

Tall Dark and Intrinsically Romantic seeking SWF 26-36 Hi.
Far from desperate but I just looking at Match and eHarmony it feels so over commercialized it can't really produce quality results. Anyway. I am a single, quiet, kind of reserved but also not so much kinda guy. Put it like this, I don't work a 9-5 job behind a desk. I'm a business owner. I'm not wealthy or anything like a millionaire, I'm just a guy with a good mind and the ability to actualize my thoughts.
Who I tend to date:
I tend to date women younger than me but over 28 usually - maturity is difficult to measure in women. I've met 35 year old women who act 19 and 26 year old's that act 50. I prefer someone who was either Divorced, single, never married and hopefully without children (cause I wouldn't mind making my own one day, no offense to anyone with children.) I'm open minded, nothing is really deal breaker. Except a penis. A penis on a girl would be a deal breaker. (I have a twisted sense of humor sometimes) I like women who are fit, not necessarily athletic but slender to average with nice assets lol yes I'm a butt and legs guy. Boobs are great too and who wouldn't love a perfect set of breasts to compliment other lovely parts. I'm big on face, lips, teeth and eyes. So here is the caveat. If your not as described about, there is still a chance I'd be interested - see like you women I can hold two conflicting preferences in my head at the same time. But to cut out all the bullsh*t, when I fall in love with someone the physicality of a "her" seems to matter less over time. I care more about how you treat me, touch me and crave me.
About me:
I am by no means a perfectly fit specimen of GYM technology. I am just built the way God made me, like a brick sh*t house. I'm a tall, semi-muscular, a little over weight, but largely solid with lots of strength and endurance. It helps to have a great wardrobe. I like to indulge in really good food, who can blame me. I'm decorated a little too. Yes I have ink, nothing to public though. I also play golf, weather permitting 1x a week, I've taken up kayaking and I'm having a blast. - I'm in the gym rarely, just being honest. I'm a passionate, romantic and incredibly endearing guy that has a dark past riddled with intrigue and mystery (No Prison, I promise). I'm very articulate. Honest. Kinky but not dangerous. Emotional. Outspoken. Direct. Hilarious and Some what Sarcastic.
If you choose to respond. NO SPAM - NO BOTS - NO BS - NO GAMES - NO UPSELLS
If your respond put the words "A DARKER COMEDY" in the subject area when replying to my post. Post that don't include a recent photo won't even be opened. Please no sunglasses or blurred photos taken from 20 feet away - a little bio - who are you? Where do you come from? Are you willing to live around my lifestyle and willing to be a dork but who is also sophisticated when the moment requires? Please no endless emails, I'm not looking for a pen pal - I love pleasantries and loving behavior despite my size and sometime misunderstood demeanor. Ya I look serious, but there is woman out there that will see way past all that. Maybe that's you.

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