KFC Angel C and Northern Lights m4w
It was chilly and slightly raining outside. As I walked home from running errands I started feeling a little peckish. I looked around trying to decide if there were any good places to eat close to where I was at. Several places caught my eye yet only one stood out, KFC. When I saw that glorious red and white logo my brain screamed, " I MUST HAVE CHICKEN!!" at me. So I hurried towards it, my mouth watering at the thought of things to come. As I stood inside deciding what to order I sensed a presence behind me. I casually turned to look behind me and saw a woman standing behind me, my curiosity sated I turn back to place my order. At this point my mind finally processed what I had seen behind me and all thoughts of chicken left my mind.
I quickly turned back around to stare at this beautiful creature behind me. My staring must have been obvious or she noticed the my jaw was on the floor cause she smiled slightly and said, "Hi." My mind quickly collapsed into random static as it started processing the glorious nature of this radiant being looking at me. I lost all rational control over myself as I took in all her stunning features. I had an extremely hard time taking in the details of her looks as the overall effect of all her wondrous features combined to shut my mind down. Her lustrous dark hair, stunning eyes, and soft and supple lips all screamed at me for attention.
At this point my overloaded mind completely lost itself and started freaking out. I mean, how does one approach such a being without looking stupid or idiotic. I drew complete blanks across the board and my mind being the idiot it is seized on the only rational thought it could find in my mind, Order Chicken. So like a complete moron I turned back and ordered. As I waited for my order I kept glancing over at this beautiful creature. She was short, but not too short. Not skinny but not fat either. Everything about her seemed perfect. I listened in as she asked the clerk for a job application. She had a voice that caused my knees to go weak. Just then my order arrived and I took it over to my usual table. I placed myself so I could still see her and watched as she took the application to a table which had a perfect view to mine. As I watched her our eyes met a couple of times and I swore I saw a slight smile on her face but I'm not sure as every time our eyes met my mind shutdown. As she sat there many different ideas were racing through my mind as I tried to figure out how to approach her.
Just as I finally decided on going over and saying hi she got up and left the store. All my mind could do is scream at me for being an idiot and waiting too long to get up and go say something. With her gone everything seemed so much duller. The food was no longer appealing. The soda didn't taste as good. I finished my food quickly and without enthusiasm. As I walked home I kept mentally kicking myself for acting like a Pansie-assed retard. I walked inside my apartment feeling down when I spied my computer sitting there. I remembered that some friends of mine had met each other through Craigslist and that maybe, just maybe, I could post a missed connection and get a reply from that most beautiful angel I had just seen. I know it is a long shot but hopefully Lady Luck will shine her grace on me and she will respond to my post. So if you happened to be in the KFC on Northern Lights and C street at about 11:30am on this dreary April 4th and happened to ask for a job application then please respond. I would love to get to know you better. Tell me what you were holding in your hands so I can weed out the bots.