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Let me start by saying that while I am posting in "m4w", that DOES NOT mean I'm here for sex. I have a wife for that (I'm HAPPILY whipped!), and I promise you I'm NOT GOING TO MAKE ANY MOVES. I'm simply here to attempt to reach out, socialize, and find some friends. I get along with women better than men, as most men I've met in my area are rather...stupid.
Sorry about the long intro. I'm Karl. I'm a married man, a father, an intellectual (my wife s me a walking encyclopedia), a musician, an artist/writer, and a DAMN good cook.
I smoke, I drink. The former too much, the latter not enough. I one day aspire to build a gerbil powered death ray (only more to go!), and I know for a fact that Hello Kitty is one sick, evil bitch, hell bent on world domination. I don't proscribe to any religion, though I'm fine with anyone else's faith.
I want to meet someone between the ages of 18-32, who isn't disturbed by the unique. Someone who revels in absurdity. Average or higher intelligence, so you can understand the conversation/joke. Don't care how you look, where you work (or don't, for that matter), who you like/dislike, sexual orientation, etc etc. All that superficial nonsense ain't for me. I'm here to connect, not reject. I DO want to meet persons, not personas. Be authentic, at least to yourself, and I'm good with that.
Hopefully, if you took the time to read this entire post, you'll take it one step further, and pop me an email. I know there are cool cats around, just can't take the time to physiy look.
For convienence purposes, I AM including a picture. I find it's easier to meet someone when you know what they look like.
Thanks, and hope to hear from you soon!
~Karl

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