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Active, good looking and fun seeks same in female. Reply now please! Looking for friends first, go have a drink, see if we are a good fit, talk, laugh, laugh some more. No pressure, no drama here.
Good looking, successful, smart, educated. Nice teeth, great height for kissing ! Let's go have some fun damn it ! Spokane is getting hot! construction sucks on I 90..
Reply with pics and I will send you mine. CL is NOt a private site for me, must be discrete due to work!!

Single Man willing to do chores and cook. m4w No seriously,
What can this man doo? let's start with the basics.
He can cook! (sorta)
spaghetti, pastas, steak, hamburgers, tacos, the list goes on!
He can even bake!! (kinda)
- Cookies, brownies, cake (depends), And that's pretty much it!
(you just provide the ingredients!)
You're not hungry? Well lucky for you this man can clean! (No seriously, he's a man that cleans, it's like a dream come true!)
He'll clean your kitchen, kitten, bathroom, living room, bed room, laundry room, hall way, back yard, front yard, EVEN YOUR EARS!
AND THERE'S MORE! (shockingly)
You don't need to be hungry or a lazy dirty person! (or clean person)
- You have a leak in your sink! He'll try to fix it!
- Have a slow crappy piece of sheit broken computer! He will try fix it!
- Need a foot message after a long day?! Have no fear! He is here! (please have clean feet)
- Having a crappy day and need someone to talk to! His ears are yours!
- Need a last minute dinner date because the scumbag you set it for cancelled!? No problem!
- haven't gotten laid in a while! He has condoms! (and a tongue)
And much much more!
Whats the catch you ask?!
He'll do all of this for an amazing low affordable price of cuddling! WHHHHAAA? you can't afford cuddling? Then perhaps you can do something for him, like give him a hand message or perhaps a trade, he does need socks and pants. Or maybe you just wanna give him $20... ether way! Who wouldn't want a Single 24-year-old dream boyfriend willing to do chores and cook!? Book him now while you still can!!
DISCLAIMER: please do not - cheat him out of things, molest him, hurt him, kill him, tie up and put him under/in your bed/closet/dresser. Please have items of trade/composition up front. For every 1 hour of work is two hours of cuddles. Not necessary to actually need something done to get cuddles. He reserves the right to refuse any and all request/services. Please don't kill him or over work him. He is a clean std free man, please keep him that way. Not a guarantee he can fix the broken item you want fixed. Anthing else not mentioned here will be over E-mails.
So what are you waiting for! E-mail him today!!

looking for love ok i am a 22/m looking for something long term that could turn into lovelovelove possibly eventually, i am skinny white bout 5'10 more of the "gangsta" type i guess lol... well im looking for someone to connect wit im all tatted up to everywhere i want more of a nerdy type of girl

Let me compen$$ate you m4w This is to give us both a little help. Clean NSA fun.