
Must Love Drinking m4w
Lents over that means my restraining order against alcohol has expired. Get at me while Im hot, fresh and reasonably un-bloated. You like to drink? Me too. What a coincidence? We have so much in common. Its like were soul mates or something. Soul mates scheme, dream and eat ice cream together, right? Of course they do, if, "eat ice cream," means, "drink copious amounts of alcohol." Thats what well do when we have fuck-it days those days when were both feeling down and out, and elect to share our misery by drowning ourselves in booze while watching movies all day. With the way this economy is going, we are in for many a fuck-it day. Maybe we should a bank or rip off a dealer or and Mallory some motherfucker? Im open to suggestions. Sadly, I cant live by blood lust and mayhem alone. Bills gots to be paid, you hear? If you havent figured it out, its OK. I like dumb chicks but also like chicks who think stuff too. Im flexible if youre , but Im still looking for a partner in a weekend warrior type (even though my weekends are Sunday and Mondays now) with a vagina. Thats what Im talking about. Feel me? Im so ghetto. Not! Still, hit me up if you live in the area and want to get Fender wasted. You like to watch horror and gangster movies instead of sappy chick flicks you say? Well then, I might let you feel me up in a strictly platonic way of course. I am not completely adverse to chicks taking advantage of me when Im drunk, and I am very susceptible to subliminal seduction in this weakened mental state. Information is free. Just throwing that out there. Do with it what you will
Were going to be so happy together. I can already tell. So, what you waiting for? Send me a photograph. These drinks arent going to drink themselves